so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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