when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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