marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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