i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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