No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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