Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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