This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Found your dick twin last night
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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