So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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