college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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