i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Life is so much better after having sex.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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