he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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