Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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