I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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