i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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