it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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