oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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