I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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