put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
How naked do you want me to be?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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