Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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