his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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