I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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