Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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