I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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