In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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