He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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