She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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