i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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