I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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