As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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