That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Operation Purity has been aborted
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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