since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I need water and some morals
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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