We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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