She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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