Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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