my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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