Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
