i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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