He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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