on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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