i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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