No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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