I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Randomize
