You smell like a Billy Joel song
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize