This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
