so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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