there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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