Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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