I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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