Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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