NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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