He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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