I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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