hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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