Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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