Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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